Privacy in Fiji isn’t just about slapping a “Do Not Disturb” sign on your bure door and hoping the housekeeping team respects it. Oh no, this is Fiji. Here, privacy is more of an art form, a delicate brushstroke painted across turquoise lagoons and coconut palms.
I thought I knew what I was walking into with Likuliku Lagoon Resort. You know the drill. There’s turquoise water so glossy it could be a Dulux paint sample, and those famous overwater bungalows that pop up on every “dream honeymoon” Pinterest board. But then, well, then you actually arrive.
Now, I’ll admit, when I first heard about this whole “Chocolate Hour” thing, I assumed it was a euphemism. You know, like “Happy Hour” or “Conscious Uncoupling.” But no. This is real. Every single afternoon, every single day, the lobby becomes a wonderland of cocoa-fuelled joy.
There are certain moments in life when you know, you just know, that you’re exactly where you’re meant to be. And for me, that moment was somewhere around minute 34 of my 90-minute Autograph of Eléme massage, when I stopped mentally re-writing my to-do list and started thinking in textures.
So when we packed for a weekend at 28 Degrees in Byron Bay – postcards promising plunge pools and Byron-chic interiors, we weren’t nervous or overwhelmed. We were ready. Ready to be impressed. Ready to judge just a little.
The plane circled over Aitutaki, a coral atoll flung like a handful of pearls across the Pacific Ocean, each islet shimmering in the blinding sunlight.
The Cook Islands have always seemed to me like one of those places that might not actually exist—some fevered dream concocted by tourism boards and overenthusiastic travel writers.