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In a world gone mad with turmeric lattes, oat milk martinis and kombucha cocktails, it’s heartening to know that some things still deliver that old-world, chest-thumping satisfaction. Enter Beenleigh XO Rare Rum, a proudly Australian spirit that waltzes across the global stage like Errol Flynn in full pirate regalia, sword drawn and rum bottle in hand.
By all that is botanically blessed, Never Never has done it again. Australia’s gin-making trio of merry alchemists has not only upgraded their already god-tier spirit, but now bottled it in a vessel so dazzling it could cause a brawl in a Bondi back bar. Behold the new 700ml Never Never bottle. Taller. Sexier. With enough capacity to get you through both a dinner party and your in-laws’ visit without weeping into the sink.
You know how sometimes you meet a whisky and it’s all gruff and intimidating, like a brooding ex-boyfriend in a Harris Tweed jacket? Well, Kurio is not that whisky. Kurio is the fun one at the party. The one who turns up in velvet loafers, tells scandalous stories about Tasmanian cherries, and then politely asks if you’d like a splash more.
I’m what you’d call a whiskey traditionalist, you know, neat, a splash of water at most, and none of this nonsense about putting it in martinis or mixing it with cola (unless you’re nineteen and on your second heartbreak, in which case, go ahead, drink what you need to). So, when I heard about flavoured whiskeys, my inner purist arched an eyebrow so high it left the postcode.
“You know James Bond’s first car was a Bentley, not an Aston Martin.”
I am told this while sitting in the driver’s seat of an azure-green Bentley Continental GTC Speed convertible, the dash of which lights up with so many buttons and panels I wonder if, like a Bond car, it can deploy some sort of weaponry.
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